An extremely important proposal
Saku, will you go
on a date with me?
A tiny date. Good food. Questionable jokes.
And me, obviously. 🌷
Choose wisely. The puppy has already taken your side.
wait, hold on
YOU ACTUALLY
SAID YES?? 😭
I was fully prepared for that “no” button to carry this relationship on its back.
Your decision has been recorded by absolutely no official authority.
chapter one · logistics, unfortunately
When am I
stealing you away?
Pick the date and time. I shall pretend to be calm about it.
chapter two · the real compatibility test
What are we
eating, madam?
Choose your craving. I reserve the right to steal one bite.
chapter three · your official date notice
Glad you
didn't say no. ♡
The details have been submitted to the extremely serious Department of Us.
I've scheduled your getting-ready time one hour before the date time you selected.
one small, completely ridiculous fee
Just one tiny
formality…
To confirm your acceptance of this date, please complete the following transaction. Totally normal. Everyone does this. Probably.
A joke checkout only. No card details are requested and no payment is processed. We are unserious, not criminals.
Payment declined.
Your card cannot be charged in hugs, smiles, and stealing my fries. Tragic, I know.
Your date is confirmed anyway. The only fee is showing up and putting up with me.